"Have you met any nice boys in the salon?"
"Some are pretty nice."
"I mean any nice queer boys. Do you fool with any of 'em?"
"Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
"Awww, don't tell me that."
"Christ, let's not go through this again."
"All those beauticians and you don't have any boy dates?"
"I don't want any boy dates."
"Oh, honey. I'd be so happy if you'd turn nellie."
"No way, I'm straight! I mean, I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, you know? I like women!"
"But you could change. Queers are just better!"
-- John Waters Female Trouble
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