1
11:45

"Gurl, you'll never be popular!"



2
11:00

"Just leave everything to me!"



13:15

"And now for this commercial message..."



3
10:05

"It's just one hapless mistake after another..."



12:45

"Has success spoiled Rock Hunter?"



4
09:45

"And when your hand is on your heart, you're nearly a good laugh!"



10:45

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi!"



12:15

"The closer I get to you, baby, you drive me stone out of my mind!"



13:00

"Never step on His sandals..."



5
12:04

"Let's go see what's buried in the garden..."



6
10:15

"I never miss a Liv Ullmann musical!"



13:30

"Dear god, there goes my monster..."



19:00

"That ain't no banana!"



7
12:15

"Vive la France!"



16:45

"I think the Addams family lives here!"



8
10:20

"Your story isn't over yet..."



16:30

"I don't know — a fresh coat of paint could work wonders!"



9
11:00

"You're wonderful — in a loathsome sort of way!"



16:00

"I demand a better future..."



22:15

"You're going down!"



10
17:30

"Thats some shady shade!"



11
12:04

"She could build a nest in his ear, and he'd never know it!"



18:00

"Get me a bromide — and put some gin in it!"



12
11:00

"Everybody fucks Tall John!"



11:45

"I have always been a woman who arranges things..."



13
11:45

"My pretty mouth is open..."



16:45

"Slowly I turned... step by step, inch by inch!"



14
10:30

"Didn't I turn out to be everything you wanted, Ma?"



19:00

"What is going on in this house?!?"



15
11:00

"Oh, honey — I have a fake laugh with your name all over it!"



12:45

"For someone whose jaw is about to unhinge, you sure are flapping it a lot!"



16
12:40

"They don't like you 'cause they think you white trash!"



17
14:15

"My aplomb at cosmetic art turned a frump to a trump lady fair!"



16:00

"I wish you was a wishing well so that I could tie a bucket to ya and sink ya!"



21:22

"I've got a big package for you..."

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18
11:15

“Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”



22:45

"Let's get the hell out of here!"



19
11:15

"Oh, I'm so bored I could scream!"



20
12:45

"I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor!"



21
11:45

"Put on your Sunday clothes when you feel down and out..."



22
12:45

"I will step on your neck, bitch!"



23
09:45

"It's. Not. About. The. Bunny!"



14:00

"I've no idea what is going on here!"



24
11:30

"For the ghosts along The Castro were just walking by..."



15:30

"This is the moment that your life changes forever!"



26
09:00

"It's a disease of the mind..."



13:45

"Where the zebra lightning strikes the room..."

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14:30

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28
10:30

"I guess I've always known I'd say goodbye to love..."



29
09:45

"A sentient being's optimal chance at maximizing their utility is a long and prosperous life."



12:30

"Nowhere else on Earth I'd rather be..."



30
10:30

"Nature made me a freak."

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